As you know, I don't like to be mean, but when it comes to celebrities, I think it's fair game. They have all of the money and the means to look their best all of the time—the sheer unfairness of that makes me think it's okay. Between the stylists, limitless budgets and fashion designer BFFs, there's really no excuse. That's why I'm happy to take this opportunity to call out the major fashion failures from last night's Golden Globes.
Honestly, I didn't think anyone looked great - Salma Hayek, Claire Danes, and Julianna Margulies looked pretty, sure; Michelle Williams' vintage headband might have deserved its own statuette (more on this hot accessory tomorrow), but her velvet dress was reminiscent of Grandma's curtains; which is all to say that no one knocked it out of the park. Therefore I get to be mean. Here goes:

Best David Bowie Impression: Tilda Swinton
She's always daring on the red carpet and high five for that, but this risk reaps no rewards. Straight up - Tilda Swinton looks like David Bowie cross-dressing as the mother-of-the-bride. I mean, baby blue satin…really?